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August 1, 2007

In a world...where everything tastes like BACON

I really hate assorted subs and any dishes that mix meats. However, everyone knows that BACON is the great moderator - bacon wrapped scallops, pasta carbonara with grilled chicken, a burger topped with a few greasy strips...EVERYTHING goes well with bacon!

Seriously...who doesn't like bacon?

So these two nutty guys have come up with BaconSalt, a condiment that's calorie free, vegetarian, and kosher, although definitely not sodium free, heh. The idea is so insane, it's actually brilliant.

I'd give this shit a try.

In case that's not enough for you, there's bacon spray, bacon toothpicks and also bacon chocolate, among many other smoked swine-derived products.

[Bringing Home the Bacon]

September 26, 2006

The intarweb is amazing

I was admiring this beautiful necklace and posted a comment.

A couple hours later, this arrived in my inbox:



Name: Aliza
Email Address: chaoscalledcreation@x.com
URL:
Comments:

Hi there! I'm the maker of the necklace on Cute Overload, and since you said that you'd like to buy it, I just thought I'd give you the link: http://lizadcreations.etsy.com
Hope this hasn't been a bother!
Aliza

Bother? hell no! the necklace has been purchased. And Aliza happens to live in the GTA!

January 5, 2006

Would you rather rip your ears off with a staple remover than lose to the Red Wings?

A career in the NHL may be just right for you!

NHL Academy

[link from Babs]

December 15, 2005

*head asplodes*

Cute Overload!

No false advertising here, people.

I have some great news that will wait for a few days..stay tuned!

October 28, 2005

Blogerati Profile

I'd stay away from my boyfriend Greg, I bought him the Zombie Survival Guide for his birthday last year, and he'd try to shoot me in the head or decapitate me.

[read the rest on BlogTO | The Blogerati Files: Zorblog]

September 14, 2005

Meet Candace, the cock sucking sorority whore

She uses a Hummer laptop!

"In keeping with the tradition of Hummer's other products, it probably weighs 45 pounds and has a battery life of 5 minutes."

The above quote shamelessly stolen from the FARK discussion thread.

September 10, 2005

My ribbon is better than yours

Tie this on

August 15, 2005

Chicken or Tuna?

Chicken or Tuna Sandwich Identification Test

This is harder than you'd think..

August 14, 2005

Where are you?

I made a guestmap because Babs made one. Go sign it!

August 12, 2005

Advice anyone could use

We need to remind ourselves that weddings are really supposed to be about marriage. After all, matching tans or thousand-dollar dresses are not crucial components in the happiest day of anyone's life. But deciding to spend the rest of your life with the man you love most certainly is. If you're a bride, why don't you worry less about the flowers and more about what will make your marriage happy?

[In Defense of Bridezilla]

My under $1000 plans from 2 years ago still hold firm.

June 20, 2005

Flip

A new and even cooler way to view photos from Flickr - Flickr Album!

June 14, 2005

Still beats winter

Had enough of this heat wave yet? Leave it to the geeks at the U of Waterloo to come up with cheap A/C for approximately $30.

May 20, 2005

Flashback to the late 20th century

Once upon a time, I visited a chat community known as WBS. Then it got bought out by Disney, who turned it into go.com and then finally faded into oblivion around 1999. Now, WBS is making a small comeback. If any of you old Pro Hockey regs are out there reading this, be sure to stop by and say hi!

May 16, 2005

Who'd have thunk?

That my little rant would make it on the front page of the iVillage D&F page?

May 8, 2005

Look at me, I'm Joey Jordison!

or not...

January 2, 2005

Hungry yet?

[stolen from Jenn again]
Things crossed out are what I’ve eaten. How many have you tried? What’s your favorite?

According to the BBC, these are the 50 foods to eat before you die:

1. Fresh fish
2. Lobster
3. Steak
4. Thai food
5. Chinese food
6. Ice cream
7. Pizza (current fave: BBQ chicken pizza from Boston Pizza)
8. Crab
9. Curry (Thai green curry or Japanese curry)
10. Prawns

Continue reading "Hungry yet?" »

December 28, 2004

End of 2004 meme

[stolen from Jenn]
1. What did you do in 2004 that you’d never done before?
Visit a foreign country other than the US.

2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Had to take a look back to see what I wrote last year. I've done well on most resolutions, except that my posture still sucks.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Nope.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
No, and too bad, I could use some funeral money.

5. What countries did you visit?
Cuba.

6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004?
Money.

7. What dates from 2004 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
December 16, the day we left for Cuba, and whatever day that Greg and I first got it on, sometime in June.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Getting certified as a group fitness instructor.

9. What was your biggest failure?
To not pass the piano exam. To not be financially stable. To have worse self-esteem than ever.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Recurring wrist tendonitis, plantar fasciitis, sprained ankle.

Continue reading "End of 2004 meme" »

December 8, 2004

Nothing naughty

I finally decided to try my hand at the snowflake making after seeing Kelly's phallic affair.

November 24, 2004

The words "duct tape" caught my eye

Stolen from Joelle.

1. If you could duct tape someone you dislike into a lawn chair and make them listen to three songs over and over and over, who would the person be and what would the songs be?
Right now, Yves the Evil Kweebec-y Bill Gates lookalike organist from my church. and I'd make him listen to Oops...I did it again by Britney Spears, Gonads & Strife by Threebrain and Disaster Piece by Slipknot.

2. If you could smash a pie in George W. Bush's face, what flavor would it be?
Booger cream.

3. What's your favorite sandwich?
Grilled veggies and Havarti cheese on rye from the cafeteria in the U of Toronto medical sciences building.

4. What kind of underwear do you prefer?
I am loving a pair of black lace edged boy shorts from American Eagle.

5. Describe your favorite shoes.
The sexy bitch boots referred to in this entry.

6. Do you have a piggy bank? How much is in it?
Nope.

7. Would you wear bright orange pants if they fit great and were of superior quality?
No, because I don't look good in citrusy colours and refuse to wear them. Besides, I have plenty of other non-bright orange pants that fit great and are of superior quality.

8. Scott Peterson: life without parole or the death penalty?
Dun care!

9. Would you rather drive a Saturn with dents and a bad paint job that ran great or a BMW that looked great but had frequent engine troubles?
If I could afford the repairs, the Beemer.

10. What actor or actress would you refuse to go to the Academy Awards with?
I'd just refuse to go to the Academy Awards, period.

November 1, 2004

It reads your mind

20q.net

October 23, 2004

My new favourite snack

Looking for a low fat, sugar free, low calorie snack?

September 26, 2004

The Things I've Done

From these 200 things, I've done the ones in bold.
[seen at Bealog]
01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula.
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said ‘I love you’ and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease

Continue reading "The Things I've Done" »

September 11, 2004

Moblog - new URL

I've moved my moblog to Flickr. Much faster and slicker interface than Textamerica. You can see the latest pictures over there in the sidebar Zeitgeist. Thanks to Tracy for the link to Flickr.

August 20, 2004

Introducing...

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Mo Z o r bl o g!!!!!

August 12, 2004

kind of deep questions

[Stolen from Amanda]

* those that apply to you. Any personal comments go in parentheses.
01. I miss somebody right now*
02. I don't watch much TV these days*
03. I love olives* (spiced kalamatas with self-added red chili pepper flakes)
04. I love sleeping*
05. I own lots of books
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses*

Continue reading "kind of deep questions" »

August 11, 2004

Quotable in blogland

"If I have perpetual PMS, I swear I'm going to get a spork and rip out my ovaries."

Thanks, Joelle!

July 19, 2004

H2 is teh suq

FUH2.com

Ironically, I haven't seen one on the roads since discovering this site.

July 12, 2004

Attention: Boob Alert

My mammaries are now part of the "Random Boobs" feature over at Fry Cook On Venus. So, keep hitting refresh or something if you're that damn bored. :boobies

June 21, 2004

Gmail

Thanks to Bea, I have a gmail account, but really, I don't see what's so great about it. I mean, we all know that I am stupid, but it still shouldn't take 5 minutes to figure out how to delete a message.

From A to Zorbs

Act your age? Not really.
Born on what day of the week? Friday. Had to ask Mom this one.
Chore you hate? Washing dishes, even more so now that I have to do it at work.
Dad’s name? not telling.
Essential makeup item? Powder.
Favorite actor? None.
Gold or silver? Silver.
Hometown? Ottawa, Ontario.
Instruments you play? Piano, voice, flute.
Job title? piano teacher/pho ho.
Kids? I hope not.
Living arrangements? parents.
Mom’s name? not telling.
Need? an iBook.
Overnight hospital stays? a couple.
Phobias? glowing space heaters.
Quote you like? Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.
Religious affiliation? Catholic.
Siblings? None.
Time you wake up? 8-9.
Unique talent? multitasking.
Vegetable you refuse to eat? none.
Worst habit? Procrastination.
X-rays you’ve had? leg, ankle, back, teeth.
Yummy food you make? South Beach Diet oven roasted veggies.
Zodiac Sign? Gemini.

[from Miss K]

June 13, 2004

Bookwormy

Instructions: Bold those you've read, italicize those started but not finished, add three of your own, and post to your blog!

[from ScaleTipping]

Continue reading "Bookwormy" »

June 11, 2004

Warning: HP3 spoilers ahead

I saw Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban on Wednesday and loved it. Yes, I actually saw a movie!

Here's a fantastically funny parody by Movies in 15 Minutes.

Dammit, I SAID there were spoilers.

[from Weblog Wannabe]

June 4, 2004

I am such a lemming

Copy/paste and answer the following questions in the comment box:

1. Who are you?
2. Have we ever met?
3. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
4. Describe me in one word.
5. What reminds you of me?
6. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
7. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?
9. Are you going to put this on your weblog and see what I say about you?
10. What do you love like a fat kid loves cake?
11. What makes you come back here?

[seen at NSW, Bealog, A Day in the Life, Tenth-Muse, and a whole shitload more places]

May 10, 2004

Is it called a "dog-icure"?

PAWLISH

Nail polish for dogs. What is this world coming to?

April 6, 2004

Grab a book meme

[borrowed from Bea and Kristi]

[Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says]
"ATX 20-Pin Power Supply" (motherboard user's manual)

[Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?]
A piece of paper taped on the wall with the lyrics of Home from Beauty and the Beast on it. (gotta have them nearby to study before another music festival)

[What is the last thing you watched on TV?]
Jays baseball. They are sucking badly.

[With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?]
The TV with said baseball game on it, alternating with Chinese news. (dad is channel flipping)

[When did you last step outside?]
This evening when I came home from work.

[Before you came to this website, what did you look at?]
My weight loss blogroll.

[What are you wearing?]
Black "Lucky 13" baby-t with pink flames from Hot Topic, black baggy Modrobes pants.

[Did you dream last night?]
Don't remember.

[When did you last laugh?]
Don't remember that either.

[What is on the walls of the room you are in?]
Baby pictures of me, Ansel Adams prints, a poster for a 9/11 benefit function with Mr. Mats that I went to, photos of the hotel in Santa Barbara.

[Seen anything weird lately?]
The guy who is renovating our bathroom, his pants were draped over the stair railing this afternoon. I don't want to know why.

[What do you think of this quiz?]
It's different. Or else I wouldn't be doing it.

[What is the last movie you saw?]
errr, The Matrix Revolutions. Yuck.

[If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?]
A house and clothes that fit. Most of mine are too big. Oh woe is me.

[Tell me something about you that I don't know:]
I don't know how to use a Stairmaster.

[If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?]
Exercise would be as necessary to survival as eating, sleeping, and breathing.

[Do you like to dance?]
Only slow dancing and occasionally mosh pit grinding.

[George Bush:]
Ewwww.

[Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?]
Not sure if I'd ever want kids.

[Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?]
See above.

[Would you ever consider living abroad?]
Just not in the US.

March 21, 2004

Flying polar bears

Polar Bowler is too cute!


February 25, 2004

Random music meme

step 1: be a total copycat
step 2: open your MP3 player (or whatever you use)
step 3: put all of your music on random
step 4: write down the first twenty songs it plays, no matter how embarrassing

[stolen from Soul, but seen all around the intarweb]

Continue reading "Random music meme" »

January 4, 2004

Shotgun

Although I've never actually witnessed a dispute, it's nice to see The Official Shotgun Rules.

I'm glad that we play by the SO rule:

This is the most important exception. If a significant other (SO) is included in the group of automobile passengers and this person is the SO or potential SO of the driver, then they get automatic Shotgun privileges.

I'll see you in the front seat!

December 4, 2003

please "bear" with me

ta-da!

I'm also busy these days studying for the fitness leader certification theory exam, which is on Monday morning.

October 8, 2003

Your Dessert

No cheating. Pick your dessert, then look to see what psychiatrists think about you!

If you were making a dessert and you had your choice of those below (or some great bakery was baking the dessert of your choice), which would you choose?

a) Angel food

b) Brownies

c) Lemon Meringue

d) Vanilla with Chocolate Icing

e) Strawberry Short Cake

f) Chocolate on Chocolate

g) Ice Cream

h) Carrot Cake

Continue reading "Your Dessert" »

August 23, 2003

Virus worries

I've gotten 2 emails so far from ISP's saying that the Sobig.F@mm virus has been sent from my cam@lq.net email. I have run the removal tool and it says the virus is not on my system. WTF is going on?!

June 26, 2003

all this and harder erections too

Strange [from Mischiefgurl]

...and stranger! [from AccordionGuy]

May 30, 2003

Pick your nose, pick your bum...

...then you have some bubble gum!

Spotted over at Bloganon...

Yeah, I pick my nose, Göran caught me at it the other day when I forgot the webcam was on. :covereyes At least I don't eat them magic nose goblins.

May 29, 2003

Calling All Fontaholics

Found this over at Kristine's...

Something so cool I had to blog about it right away! It's a Flash font browser that detects the fonts you have installed on your computer for previewing. :shocked

TOO FUCKING COOL.

May 4, 2003

Say it loud, say it proud

I am striving to use the word asshat more often, due to its proud Swedish and Canadian origins. :canada:sweden

"Asshat is new! Asshat is hip! Asshat is now! We all strive to create a new word for a generation, and this is it, folks! Asshat is something that everyone can come together and celebrate!"


Oh yeah, I am damn sick today. :sick

update:
Zorbs: i am sicky today
Zorbs: I hope I don't have SARS
Methos: why, did you drink to much after getting home??
Zorbs: i didn't drink at all
Zorbs: and i wasn't hungry...i thought it was the damn cake [I had eaten this huge piece of chocolate cake at lunch] but..
Methos: its teh SARS!
Zorbs: i don't even have a fever though
Methos: SARS! SARS! SARS! :)
* Zorbs sneezes on Methos

April 29, 2003

My current mood

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[from Pariah]

April 26, 2003

Love 'em and hate 'em

I was seeing who linked to me via Blogrolling the other day when I came across a new linkee, I dropped by to take a look and found their opinion on things to be reprehensible. There are a few people in my blogroll who I dislike, but I keep going back to their blogs like a crack addict, and posting comments like the antagonistic bitch that I am. Am I the only one? Does anyone else out there read blogs of people who they absolutely can't stand?

April 8, 2003

And you thought your girlfriend was a psycho bitch

Holy shit.

Those of you who have known me for more than 5 years or so will know why this story hits home with me. :grr

never was and never will be
you don't know how you've betrayed me
and somehow you've got everybody fooled

without the mask where will you hide
can't find yourself lost in your lie

i know the truth now
i know who you are
and i don't love you anymore

~ everybody's fool, Evanescence

April 6, 2003

Names

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Fellatio B.
What's yours?

My insulting name is Father of forty dogs Brachiosaur!
What's yours?

My Mormon name is Mattalyn Braquelle!
What's yours?

Powered by Rum and Monkey.

March 29, 2003

BlogShares

Because I'm a fucking lemming:

Listed on BlogShares

March 12, 2003

holy Scheisse

teyie is back!

March 6, 2003

Bum Wines

No, not "whiny ass", Bum Wines lists various types of cheap booze for winos, high school kids, or bizzarely fascinated people like me. :wodka

March 2, 2003

Seven

from M@ri@nn's Pl@ce:

ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry? Myself.
2. What is your weapon of choice? My sharp wit and sharper spork.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Sure, if provoked.
4. How about of the same sex? Hey, it's all about gender equality.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? An online acquaintance.
6. There apparently is no #6.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? It depends on how badly they hurt me.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Floss.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Sometime in the afternoon.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't. No one at the moment.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I'm late because of the traffic.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? Nope.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Last week.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? None. That's exactly why my alarm clock is on the other side of the room.

Continue reading "Seven" »

February 27, 2003

When I think about peace, I touch myself

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Continue reading "When I think about peace, I touch myself" »

February 26, 2003

Does size matter?

How about size, shape, curve, colour, hardness or shine? *cough#29cough* :rollseyes

Here's a contest where you can vote for the most aesthetically pleasing wang. The contest ends March 22. #27 got my vote. I think it goes without saying that the page is not work-safe.

[link from Babs via IM]

February 22, 2003

That's a fucking secret and you know it

I'm working on a top-secret project, to be launched next Saturday! :shhh

February 20, 2003

Update time?

Since I don't have to leave for work until 5:30pm, I might attempt to upgrade to MT 2.62 today. But I have a huge headache and the thought of this isn't helping. :headache

update: done, with a minimal pain factor.

February 15, 2003

Old & tired

This blog needs a new layout. Pronto. Hopefully that will be by the end of the day.

update: done. (duh!)

January 20, 2003

Lighter side

Remember the poor island monkey who got a tattoo that said, "At the end of the day, this is an ugly boy"?


[thanks to Vin for finding this on Something Awful]

January 16, 2003

80087355

This girl wants big fake hoohoos. Pathetic loser! Everyone knows that the cool girls have them naturally. :boobies

January 14, 2003

I love you, you love me

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I :hearts Amanda because she's signed my guestbook more times than I can count on one hand.
- she manages to get hockey tickets and takes me
- she likes to shop and hang out in tattoo studios as much as I do

I :hearts Babs because she listens to me bitch about CSS issues
- she shares warez with me (heh)
- understands the importance of taking a good mental health day once in awhile

I :hearts Bea because she is becoming very very Canadian :canada
- she laughs at everything I say
- she links to cool stuff on her blog

There are a lot more reasons why I wub them, but these will suffice for now.

January 8, 2003

Armed only with a spork

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January 7, 2003

Check your vision

Like Firda, I was surprised to discover that I have some vision problems.

Take the Color Vision Deficiency Test to see if you're all good.

Updated wallpaper

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January 6, 2003

Monday I'm in love

Mozilla is dangerously close to becoming my new favourite browser.

*switches back to IE* except that the bold, italic, underline, URL buttons and my beloved smilies don't show up in the MT editing window! :brokenheart

But oh, Mozilla, I do love you for blog browsing! :hearts

January 5, 2003

Another great idea

She's done it again - a webring for users of blogrolling.com! Go check it out...now now now!

December 14, 2002

Desktop obsessed

Those of you who know me well know that I'm absolutely psychotic about having a perfect desktop to look at. This is by far my favourite Christmas setup that I've ever concocted! The desktop is by web-stylish.com, the icons are by Pixture and the Windowblinds skin is called ChosenOS.


December 11, 2002

dive in

Check out my new splash page, I think it's very me somehow.

I feel a rant brewing inside me like a massive pimple before an important date. Ain't that a pretty thought? More later.

update: I just don't feel like ranting anymore. Maybe the urge will strike again soon.

November 28, 2002

Sick of this layout..not that you care

Although I'm mad hella excited about the GnR concert tomorrow night, I finally got tired of the Axl layout. I'll work on it more today when I get home from work.

November 22, 2002

Blogged all over

This is probably being linked to on blogs from here to Helsinki, but it is just too cool not to mention. Mark Pilgrim's New Door, which recommends new blogs based on the ones you already currently read. How neato is that?

November 3, 2002

Not suitable for young children...or Amanda

from boing boing blog:

::The Evil Clown Generator::

I am always grateful that I do not suffer from coulrophobia. I do have my share of weird phobias, but clowns are not on the list.

Continue reading "Not suitable for young children...or Amanda" »

October 28, 2002

All dressed up

blog_costume.jpg

(in case you somehow couldn't tell, I'm dressed as glory-box.com)


October 24, 2002

Goth Dancing

I was first exposed to Goth Dancing in the summer of 2000, when Vin and I would hang out at the Wreck'd Room in London, and the Goth regs would do that dance to anything, including Slipknot. If you have never seen Goth Dancing, it's very hypnotic, involves a lot of slow gyration, and looks particularly strange under a flashing blacklight. So imagine my amusement when I came across "How to Dance Gothic", a guide that even puts names to the moves. Who knew "that hand thingy" was really called "Changing the Lightbulb"?!? :laugh

October 21, 2002

Blog life

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October 17, 2002

Just admit it

This << is so wrong on so many levels. But you laughed anyways. :laugh

October 9, 2002

MT 2.5

I bit the bullet and installed Movable Type version 2.5. Things seemed a bit hairy for awhile, but everything seems to be working now. relief.gif

September 30, 2002

the girl I mean to be

new layout. Links don't work yet.

[Michigan Central Station photo courtesy of seedetroit.com]

September 28, 2002

Random Linkage

Verisign sux. And we all know it! [link from katgyrl]
Torture a spammer. You know you want to!
Luke 4:20 - Jeebus rolls a fatty.

September 19, 2002

Did you know...

That the smiley turns 20 today?

So let's go old-school :-)

- /. article
- original smiley BBS post
- essay by the "creator" himself

September 15, 2002

You decide

Is my Blog HOT or NOT?
Am *I* HOT or NOT?

September 10, 2002

Skiddies

Oh, EWWW.

September 6, 2002

Fishy

Does anyone else find this as pant-pissing hilarious as I do? Prolly not but oh well!

September 5, 2002

Remodelling

There's a new splash page up, but I'm not sure if I like it.

August 30, 2002

You might be a pianist if...

- you expect a singer to pick up a part on the first try sight-reading, because after all, it's only one note at a time.
- you inform your fiancé that he'll have to share you - you're in love with a Steinway Grand.
- you can sense if a piano is in the building.
- the first thing you look for when visiting someone's home is a piano.
- you can stretch you hand so that your little finger nearly forms a 90-degree angle in relation to your fourth finger. (note: I can do that!)
- you hear any random song on the radio and find yourself pondering whether it is in the key of G major or F major and go home to find out once and for all.
- you wince when you walk into a house that contains a piano as "furniture."
- you hear a child pounding on a piano and think, "Hey, cool! Twelve-tone!" (note: actually I CRINGE when I hear a child pounding on a piano)
- you even know what twelve-tone is.

:piano

August 28, 2002

Zorbie's got a claque

Look! I got my first fansign!

Thank you very muchly. :happycry

The Last To Know

I must be the last person not to have visited this site before:

Oh, FARK that.

August 25, 2002

Babyspotting

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Can you see the baby?

[picture filched from b.endtask.net]

August 22, 2002

To-do list

Should I start on a new blog layout for Amanda, or the seasonal complete domain overhaul for mats-sundin.com?

August 21, 2002

Name That Blog!

Here's a cool game I found over at kadyellebee - the object is to identify the blog from which the quote is from.

August 20, 2002

Taste Sensations

This goes in the TMI category:

Ever blown a guy whose spooge tasted worse than the norm? Well, now there's Semenex, which supposedly makes cum