Z o r bl o g

I am Sweet on Top, Smoke in the Curves

So sweet and sultry, I'm a dusky summer evening. I like to savor the slow pleasures in life. I'm willing to wait for a good thing and I know how to bring out the best in others. I'm a good neighbor, but I'm also sometimes the mysterious stranger. I know how to relax and take it easy. When my friends just want to have an easy good time, they call me.

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A — Available or Married? Married.

B — Best Friend? Greg.

C — Cake or Pie? Cake.

D — Drink of Choice? Water, coffee.

E — Essential Item? Lululemon black pants.

F — Favorite Color? Blue.

G — Gummi Bears or Worms? Haribo gummy cola bottles.

H — Hometown? Born in Ottawa, lived in Newmarket, Ontario for 17 years, now in Burlington.

I — Indulgence? Boston Pizza BBQ chicken pizza, crispy spicy beef from Kom Jug.

J — January or February? January.

K — Kids and Names? Don't know.

L — Life is incomplete without? exercise.

M — Marriage Date? Boston Pizza or the Firkin on Saturday nights for junk food, booze, and Hockey Night in Canada.

N — Number of Siblings? none.

O — Oranges or Apples? I eat apples more often.

P — Phobias/Fears? Glowing space heaters, not liking my own kids.

Q — Favorite Quote? "I think I'll try defying gravity, and you can't pull me down."

R— Reason to Smile? One of my clients has lost 10 pounds because of me kicking her ass 3x a week.

S — Season? Fall.

T — Tag 3 People! No.

U — Unknown Fact About Me: I can poop really fast.

V — (my choice): Vice? Booze.

W — Worst Habit? Brushing my teeth only once a day.

X — (my choice): ??

Y — Your favorite food? Vietnamese, Japanese.

Z — Zodiac? Gemini through and through.

[stolen from Trish]

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[stolen from Bea]

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Harry Potter Personality Quiz by Pirate Monkeys Inc.

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What's your Real Age?

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You are Opeth! You are very poetic with your lyrics, and your music flows like a waterfall. Your emotions change from angry to sad very quickly. Some people don't like you because you can sound too depressing. You're one of the best metal bands in the world, and you worship your fans!

[take this quiz, stolen from Amanda]

Ewww. Do NOT like Opeth!

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Sweet Milk Pocky! You're an elitist, since you're not really suited to the American taste. You're sweet, as your name implies, but sometimes you do get a little haughty.
What Kind of Pocky are You?

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You have the ability to achieve your aims when striving for financial success or a social cause. You are quick and witty and can move out of circles and situations easily. You want to be free to express yourself. Although it is important for you to have some structure in your life, you don't enjoy restrictions or a job that is too dull or too predictable. Your personal colour emphasizes the intuitive and spiritual side of life. Wearing, meditating or surrounding yourself with Raffia helps you see the true value of things.

OK, 3 thoughts:

1. It's really quite accurate.
2. Why does my colour have to be Mats-esque beige?
3. How the hell does one meditate with Raffia?

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[from this chick]

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[stolen from this chick]

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What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with?
Fuck, I had to think really hard to remember his first name, much less the last or middle names.

What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Sky blue low-rise bikinis with lace edging.

Continue reading "Too Much Information" »

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Last year I did this By The Numbers thing...this year is a quiz from Amanda:

1. What did you do in 2003 that you'd never done before?
I got a life and started hanging out with people that weren't on the other side of a computer screen.

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Looking back in the archives, last January I said I was going to:

* practice better dental hygiene
Well, I got an Oral-B Cross Action toothbrush a few weeks ago and it works quite well...grade C.

* control food portions and junk food intake
Got that down...grade A+.

* be nicer to people I care about
Without going into excruciating detail...grade B-.

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My Music Personality

People high on this dimension tend to enjoy Alternative, Rock, and Heavy Metal music. On the Edgy & Aggressive Dimension you fell in the 81 percentile. This score is very high.

81%

Based on your responses, you scored above average on the edgy and aggressive music-preference dimension. Research in our laboratory indicates that people high on this dimension, like you, often have the following characteristics:

People with high scores on the energetic and aggressive music-preference dimension tend to enjoy taking risks and engaging in thrilling experiences. They also tend to be dominant, imaginative, and energetic. They tend to be politically liberal, and believe that freedom, independence, and excitement are important aspects of life. When it comes to lifestyle, lovers of edgy and aggressive music, tend to come from the middle to lower classes. As for media entertainment, they're likely to enjoy watching action, science fiction, fantasy, war, and horror movies.

[link from Weblog Wannabe]

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My life is rated

[stolen from this chick]

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The wind is howling, the snow is blowing, and I have nothing better to do than to post a quiz today.

[link from xophylia's node]

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Inspired by Amanda's Sharks quiz entry, I had to search Quizilla for one more suitable for me...and yes, I did have to skew the results a bit! (but only one question) :mischievious

You are #13 Mats Sundin! As the first non-North American captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs, you are not only a superstar, but also a great leader both on and off the ice. You like to lead by example, and you are respected and loved by both fans and teammates for your grace, class, and selflessness.

Which Toronto Maple Leafs hockey player are you?

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[from Horizontal Stripes]

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Babs just sent me over to colorquiz.com.

The results are really quite accurate. They are just phrased in a way that requires several readings to figure out what the hell they are talking about.

Continue reading "Color Quiz" »

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You are 42% geek.

You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.

Actually, this quiz is frighteningly accurate.

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You're Alberta. You're always up for a good time and are the life of the party. There is an aura of excitement about you and you try to have fun wherever and whenever you can. You're quite popular and understandbly so.

Which province are you?

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Ugggh, he's a dumbass...

[stolen from Soul's LJ]

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You Are A Naughty Duckie!

Draw a bath
Start up the duck
More satisfying than
Your latest fuck!

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Purity Test! (from Amanda's LJ)

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[link from kadyellebee]

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[link from everything falls]

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You are Sweet Child O' Mine! You are happy and nice on the outside, but on the inside you have a lot of pain.

[link from SilverJen's LJ]

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You are a spork! You are a mismatched hodgepodge of a personality, and as such, utterly useless.

[link from Amanda's LJ]

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Which "Natural Wonder" are you?

[link from Maddy's Rambles]

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Yes, cookies *are* good. But too much of anything is never a good thing. Instead of bingeing and purging, try to regulate your eating habits. Maybe instead of having two dozen cookies, you could have two. Also, you should slow down your eating. Chew each bite several times before swallowing. Eating more slowly makes it easier to tell when you are full. And don't worry about body image--people love you just the way you are, googly eyes and all.

[link from BeaLog]

I noticed that Bea also mentioned a bit about new year's resolutions in her post - I decided I do have a couple, after all.

* practice better dental hygiene
* control food portions and junk food intake
* be nicer to people I care about

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Continue reading "*whip* it's quiz time!" »

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I saw another quiz about Jones Soda, I went to the page and tinny MIDI of "Beautiful Stranger" came blasting through the speakers. No quiz for me, thanks. :grr

...and to Melissa, who thinks Canadian license plates are ugly: at least up here we have cool plates shaped like polar bears and none have URL's prominently displayed on them. :puke

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Romantic-Sexy.... Your fantasies involve love, not lust. You are a fantastic kisser, and for very good reason: it's your favorite thing. You are sappy as hell, and you don't care who knows it.

I recognize the picture - straight out of the VS catalogue. :mischievious
Thanks to Miss Babs for the link!

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^^^ that picture bears an uncanny resemblance to me, don't you think?

Continue reading "Perfect description" »

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Who are you?

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You don't wanna know where I got the link from...:covereyes

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[link from maddy's rambles]

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Wow, when's the last time I did a quiz?

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Ouch.

"Well, you THINK you are being honest and honestly, you are not. You are the embarrassed lying type--the type that lies because you can't come to terms with your actions. Get over it. Don't sit there on the fence--either shoot for sainthood or give it up and join the rest of us who are destined for hell."

[link from Sandee]

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[link from BeaLog]

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