
Bush hates polarmabears. He wants to drill for oil in an Alaskan wildlife refuge, where cute fuzzy bears live. Won't someone please think of the bears?
If you go visit Churchill, Manitoba, the polar bear capital of the world, you'll be glad to know that "no one has been eaten since 1983." Excuse me, but Snuffy is hungry.
The results just prove what I have suspected for a very long time: That at least 51% of Americans are just fucking stupid.
I've been reading the different party platforms that are linked from Elections Canada, and I'm kind of happy to say that I've changed my mind about not voting and that one party, in fact, does have a platform that matches some of my core beliefs 100%.
I'm not going to tell you which one though.
On election day, I am going to do what I do every day: sit on my ass at home. Unlike in other ridings, I don't feel like the MP's give a rat's ass about me. I think all politicians are liars and criminals. I can't relate to the election issues, don't understand the difference between left and right, and even if I found a party that supports my beliefs, it'll be a cold day in hell before the promises are brought to fruition. That's why I don't vote.
This article says it a lot better than me.

I'm a towelhead with a WMD! (well a :spork anyways)
*ducks to avoid the missiles*
More funny shit: Krede Comes Clean
"When war, as in these days in Iraq, threatens the fate of humanity, it is ever more urgent to proclaim, with a strong and decisive voice, that only peace is the road to follow to construct a more just and united society. Violence and arms can never resolve the problems of men. Peace is a gift of God and a humble and constant achievement by men."
~ Pope John Paul II
My response to world events:

"Of course, the people do not want war. Why would some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best that he can get out of it is to come back to the farm in one piece. Naturally, the common people don't want war . . . that is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it is a democracy or a fascist dicatorship or a parliament or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
- Hermann Goering, second in command of the Third Reich
Prime Minister Jean Chretien receives a standing ovation yesterday from members of his caucus in the House of Commons after announcing Canada will not participate in a war on Iraq that does not have the support of the U.N. Security Council. The PM did not phone U.S. President George W.Bush to inform him of his decision, aides say. Foreign Affairs Minister Bill Graham said "the ambassador from the United States is quite capable of watching Canadian television," so they didn't need a phone call.
olakamigenoka. vrede. asomdwoe. salmu. ittimokla. paqe. waki ijiwebisi. friede. selam. salam. patz. ashkharh. shanti. hacana. mutenden. bakea. fridn. pardamean. pakoj. shanti. shanti. pis. innaihtsiiya. mir. peoch. mir. goom-jigi. nyein chan yay. peng on. gunnammwey. pau. kalinaw. minaggem. nanomonsetotse. mtendere. achukma. aylobaha gafuleya. kunammwey. tsumukikatu. pace. paci. paix. paz. pis. mir. fred. sulh. musango. vrede. hetep. muka muka. peace. erkigsnek. paco. rahu. fridur. kutula. solh. vakacegu. rauha. vrede. fifa. paix. pais. fred. jam. sith. paz. frieden. thayu. eiphnh. eqqisaqatigiineq. pyguapy. shanti. pegdub. lumana. maluhia. shalom. paghidaet. shanti. tai peng. shi-nu-mu. beke. fridur. fridr. udo. chibanda. damai. anusdake. pace. heiwa. tentram. shanti. mir. tuktuquil usilal. santekphep. amahoro. amahoro. roj. ilifayka. pyoung-hwa. ilifayka. ashti. mihs. wowanwa. mitsumpun. pax. miers. kimia. taika. panpi. emirembe. kalilintad. anachemowegan. fandriampahalamana. keamanan. here. fandriampahalemana. paci. an-ping. linew. rongo. uvchin. diakatra. aenomman. perdamiam. peyahtuke yimowin. wontokode. kupia kumi laka. onpek. beoto. enkh taivan. lafi. echnahcaton. ke. saanti. eyewi. tecocatu. fred. nye. mtendere. bangan. hmetho. budech. nirudho. dodolimdag. amniat. yatanpa. pokoj. melelilei. paz. etokmitek. shanti. sula. casilla. kiba kiba. pace. pasch. nimuhore. amahoro. mir. dailama. rafaiduhhtit. filemu. shantih. pache. mir. khotso. kagiso. runyaro. samaya. wookeyeh. kuthula. mier. mir. nabad. paz. saamaya. usalama. fred. kapayapaan. talwit. samadaanam. nei. duslik. shanti. santipab. mbukushi. zhide. li-kei. melino. kunammwey. nvwhtohiyada. khotso. baris. parahatcylyk. asomdwee. saq. mir. aman. tinchlik. paxtem. hoa binh. hedd. mina. gumund. uxolo. shulam. alaafia. sai gaai oh pihng. layeni. ukuthula.
why not American?
Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they shall be called children of God.
~ Matthew 5:9
[thanks to Peace In Many Languages]
"You cannot qualify war in harsher terms than I will. War is cruelty, and you cannot refine it; and those who brought war into our country deserve all the curses and maledictions a people can pour out."
Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman
Letter to Mayor Calhoun of Atlanta and others
September 12, 1864