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June 23, 2006

Battle of the Stank

Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton was in Toronto last weekend to attend the MuchMusic Video Awards, and while partying at the event she was photographed getting cozy with former Montreal Canadiens goalie Jose Theodore.

ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwwww! I wonder what smelled worse, her skanky cooter, or his hockey equipment?

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June 22, 2006

2pm - poop time

There's a chick at work who likes to micromanage time in the appointment book - she schedules stuff to do for every 30 minute slot. "CALLS" "DESK" "REFERRALS" etc. I couldn't care less if that's what floats her boat, but she has the nerve to write similar schedules for everyone else, and she's not the manager, just insane.

Yesterday, I changed one of her notes to read "POOP". Just to see if she'd notice. I don't think she got it because at 2pm she wasn't in the washroom.

June 15, 2006

I have the best husband in the whole world

I came downstairs this morning to a new laptop, my early birthday present!

June 06, 2006

Happy 6-6-06!

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