Most amusing/pathetic statement I've heard so far regarding wedding planning
After hearing me describe my no-frills, low budget wedding in a chat room:
"It sounds like you can't afford the wedding you want right now. Why don't you postpone it until you can afford necessities like flowers and a photographer and a DJ?"
NEWS FLASH!! Not everyone considers flowers and DJ's to be "necessities"! I prefer to save my money for things that are more important, like prettying up my little house. Bah.