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July 29, 2005

When piano teachers go bad

BRIDGETON, N.J. (AP) - A 16-year-old pianist is suing his music teacher for allegedly confronting him on stage during a Carnegie Hall competition and slamming the keyboard cover on his fingers as they argued over what piece he would play.

Geez, I'd have just sporked the kid! ♫♪

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July 20, 2005

Maybe there is such a thing as a free lunch

FREE FOOD: To celebrate its 25th anniversary, the Newmarket branch of Manchu WOK will give away enough food to "feed the town." The campaign runs from 10:30 a.m. to 11 p.m. from July 21 to July 23. Customers of Canada's biggest fast food Chinese chain will be treated to a two-item meal plus fountain drink. Manchu WOK is at 18195 Yonge St. (at Green Lane). The chain says people can go through the line as many times as they like, and they'll have extra staff, seating, security and parking attendants. Customers are encouraged to donate $1 at the event for the Boys & Girls Club of Ontario.

July 15, 2005

Don't you know that you're toxic?

Whenever I hear Toxic during spinning class, the beat doesn't inspire me to work harder, in fact, it makes me want to kick back on the La-Z-Boy with a giant bag of Cheetos and a case of Red Bull.

July 11, 2005

Pain

If I had to choose between a headache from hell or killer cramps, I'd take the killer cramps any day.

July 05, 2005

Clank Clunk Dumbass

What is up with guys lifting weights wearing Nike sandals? It would be a shame if someone dropped a 40 pound dumbbell on their bare hairy toes!

July 04, 2005

Addicted

I'm totally addicted to reading Bridezilla stories on Etiquette Hell.