Must RESIST!
The more I look at these shoes, the more I want to buy them. Help.
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May 31, 2005
May 27, 2005
Spam worth a mention
I know some people get some really amusing spam, but I am stuck with the usual penis enlargment Nigerian scam bullshit. However, this one caught my eye:
But, zorbs, dingleberries can shoot away if they're ungrateful slobs..
I love the word dingleberry.
May 26, 2005
Best. Lyrics. Ever.
The best line I've heard in Aperitif For Destruction so far has been, from We Are The World:
We are the world, keep Michael Jackson away from your children...
May 23, 2005
Those naughty bears
Snuffy's cousin on wild rampage
In the end he fell asleep.But not before the teenage black bear led heavily armed police, natural resources ministry officers, even York Region's own police chief on a 12-hour catch-me-if-you can romp through downtown Newmarket.
For several hours, armed officers stood guard as natural resources ministry officers searched for the animal in a wooded area of Fairy Lake Park. Overhead, a York police helicopter scanned the dense bush with infrared cameras.
Fortunately, we did not see any bears when we were hanging out at the very same park on Saturday.
May 20, 2005
Flashback to the late 20th century
May 19, 2005
Greeny Goodness
New layout - art by the amazing Kurt Halsey.
May 17, 2005
Ball fun
May 16, 2005
Who'd have thunk?
That my little rant would make it on the front page of the iVillage D&F page?
Brown paper packages and whiskers on kittens
May 15, 2005
Do you suffer from memory loss? I don't remember
me: I made a mental note to myself a couple of years ago not to take Claratin because of a bad reaction, but now I can't remember what the reaction was.
him: maybe it causes you to be forgetful.
May 12, 2005
Because Fucking Cunt is too nice a description sometimes
Tonight, at work, we had a staff meeting. This teacher whom I had previously only spoken on the phone with (we work different nights) says to me TOTALLY out of the blue, "Are you pregnant? BECAUSE YOU LOOK SO FAT!"
me: o.O!!!!! OMGHOWDAREYOUSAYSUCHATHING!!!!!!!!!!!
Then this miserable excuse for a human had the nerve to sit next to me at the meeting. There was pizza and pop at the meeting, of course I did not have any.
Miss Assbag: Are you going to have any?
Me: No thanks, pizza is unhealthy.
Assbag: Are you Canadian? I thought all Canadians ate junk food. (she's from China)
Now Assbag is this weak scrawny little pile of skin and bones and I would just fucking LOVE to know what parasite crawled up her ass and died. I would also love to take her outside and beat the shit out of her until she cried for mercy.
I'll settle for quoting Joelle:
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
Name That Tune
This morning, I heard an absolutely beautiful piece on Classical 96.3 FM, but did not catch the title. I called them up to see if they could help me, and lo and behold, I got connected to the Music Librarian, who quickly let me know that the mystery song was To The Rescue from the Rocketeer soundtrack.
May 10, 2005
review: Nestle Pure Life Flavoured Water
Nestle Pure Life is my addictive drink of choice. No calories, sweetened with Splenda, doesn't taste too sweet. I've tried orange and lemon and are both delicious. Mmmmh, I'm thirsty now.
May 09, 2005
Richard Cheese countdown
T-minus 15 days and counting for the new Richard Cheese CD, which will include a lounged up, swinging version of People=Shit by Slipknot. I can't wait!
May 08, 2005
Look at me, I'm Joey Jordison!
or not...
May 07, 2005
Feeling old
I was reminiscing about my OAC year in high school, and the whole class looked at me quizzically and asked, "what's that?"
May 04, 2005
Proof positive
There is no such thing as a good looking Asian guy.
Oh happy joy
Did you know that everyone's favourite skank whore was in town yesterday?
May 03, 2005
Nice thought
Where in suburbia are you going to off-road though?
Hello Strangers
What is this game featuring guys on skates again?