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April 29, 2005

Let's play a game!

Find my tattoos on the screenshot.


April 28, 2005

review: Propel Fitness Water

Propel Water is pretty tasty, less sickeningly sweet than Aquafina Flavour Splash, which I tried yesterday. It does have about 30 calories per 700 mL bottle, but on the other hand, it's 700mL of water that I normally wouldn't drink. I don't dislike plain water but sometimes I like a little flavour. And I don't really like drinking plain water unless I'm thirsty or sweating like a pig.

April 25, 2005

Finally, a winner

April 22, 2005

Presenting...

The newest Can-Fit-Pro certified Personal Trainer Specialist! I shall celebrate by eating bloo chips.

April 20, 2005

review: Premium Plus Whole Wheat crackers

A few years ago, after buying generic grocery store branded saltine crackers that tasted like baked ass, I swore to only grace my taste buds with Premium Plus. Now PP has come out with whole wheat saltines. They can't hold a candle to WASA in the fibre department, but they are DAMN GOOD. These crackers are crack.

*****/5

April 19, 2005

A Haul Not Seen Since Boxing Day

All this for under $30! Also 2 frilly skirts from Ye Olde Navy.

A tie

I was hoping for either Pope Corn or Pope John Paul George Ringo.

April 18, 2005

Flickr kicks ass

Hi zorbs!

You may have heard on the grapevine that we planned to
reward our dear Flickr members who bought a Pro Account in
the early days. Well, it's true! And since you're one of
those lovely people, here's a little something to say YOU
ROCK!

1. Double what you paid for!
Your original 1 year pro account has been doubled to
2 years, and your new expiry date is Nov 13, 2006.

2. More capacity!
Now you can upload 2 GB per month.

3. 2 free Pro Accounts to give away to your friends!
This won't be activated for a day or two, but when it
is, you'll see a note on your home page telling you
what to do.

Thank you so much for putting your money where your mouth
is and supporting us, even while we're in beta. Your
generosity and cold, hard cash helped us get where we are
today.

Kind regards,
The Flickreenies.

April 17, 2005

At long last...sort of

Attention hockey starved fans: there is NHL-caliber hockey starting in just 3 short days.

/end PSA

April 16, 2005

All things new

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I've got the layout mojo going again...

April 15, 2005

Pre-emptive

I trim my toenails and fingernails before I go to the salon, because the esthetician never trims them down to the fingertip the way I like. However, I do not see the purpose of people getting in shape before joining a gym, or washing and styling their hair before getting it cut/coloured.

***

There are guys wielding chainsaws in the backyard. Do not mess with guys wielding chainsaws.

April 11, 2005

Yahoo! Avatars

They actually had a polarmabear pictured under "pets". Who else would have a bear as a pet besides me?

April 08, 2005

Young & Restless

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What's your Real Age?

April 05, 2005

161 more

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Isn't it nice to be in first place for at least 1 day?

April 04, 2005

Victory!

Very few of you out there know what a huge victory it is for me to successfully parallel park without having a mental breakdown.

Hurray for happy pills.

April 02, 2005

Goodbye Pope

I never got to see you, but you were a cool dude. May you go up to Heaven in the heavenly Popemobile.

Neato things

Nike Free shoes
• Kurt Halsey's art
• All-spinning Quad Gym in T.O.
Transparent screens

April 01, 2005

April Fools

I think it would be a great prank to have every Tim Hortons cup have a winning car today.

Happy Birthday to Amy, my sharkie love girl.