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May 29, 2004

Carrot Concerto in g minor

HAMBURG, Germany (Reuters) - The sound of 90 pounds of finely tuned cucumbers, leeks, potatoes, radishes, peppers, aubergines and marrows entertained a German audience at a weekend concert by the Viennese Vegetable Orchestra.

The nine-piece orchestra plays a range of original compositions on instruments constructed from vegetables -- including a flute made from a carrot, a saxophone carved out of a cucumber and a pumpkin converted into a double bass.

"I would never have thought you could get sound out of a cucumber," a young woman at the concert said. Others commented on the raw vegetable aroma accompanying the melodies.

The Austrian ensemble, three women and six men, said their instruments are freshly sliced and put together only an hour before each performance to enhance the sound. Size, texture and water content are vital to achieving the correct sound.

"Ordinary vegetables work better together than organic vegetables," said Matthias Meinharter, who plays a violin fashioned from leeks.

The musicians must also work against the clock. To protect their instruments from drying out during the performance, they place damp cloths around the vegetables when they're not in use.

At the end of the performance, the instruments were turned into vegetable soup.

[from Yahoo! News]

review: rock mah box

Both new releases this week:

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Sevendust - Southside Double-Wide
I had no idea Sevendust was even releasing a new CD! I am still not done listening to it all the way through yet, but this fucking rocks. Still has their trademark badass guitar riffs, but going unplugged (tm) gives the music a whole new fresh sound. Oh yeah and it comes with Sevendust postcards and a crappy guitar pick in a pretty box. Also a DVD which I can't watch because I do not own a DVD player.

:spork:spork:spork:spork:spork/5

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Slipknot - Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses
Reading the reviews on Amazon.com, this seems to be a love/hate thing. I actually quite like it, and just downloaded the first bonus mp3 track from the site that's unlocked when you verify your original CD purchase. That alone is worth the price of the CD. Scream is classic Slipknot that is hinted at on the CD, but never gets to the point of complete anger/insanity that self-titled and Iowa reached.

:spork:spork:spork:spork/5 only because I really think the transitions between songs are very abrupt and totally ruins the flow of the CD.

May 28, 2004

Dual function

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Sure gives new meaning to the words shoe fetish. Not sure if I'm supposed to wear these or stick them in my ass.

Be honest, now

How many out there seriously floss every day? (or at the very least, a few times a week?)

May 25, 2004

In case it wasn't clear before

I do not like cantaloupe. :wink

May 23, 2004

Kid in a Candy Shop

I got these shoes. These shorts...and these shorts as well. This top in blue...this classic in white, and one more top that I couldn't find online.
I :hearts $300 Nike store credit.

I don't like a fucking thing

EE is so complicated that I wouldn't figure out how to install it after trying for a year and a license would cost me 2 weeks worth of paycheques. MT has gone all corporate evil, and BlogWare requires *gak* changing hosts.

Plus, I am too stupid to learn how to use anything new. This old dog cannot learn a new trick.

May 19, 2004

Don't let the carbs get you down

Happy, happy birthday to Dan!!


Does that mean she'll sing mushy love songs from now on?

Avril Lavigne blames carbs for angsty lyrics

[from CarbWire and AccordionGuy]

I hope that Dan isn't insulted that I combined his birthday greetings with low carb news and AG...just didn't make sense to post twice...right?

May 18, 2004

What, no bat heads?

Ozzy's Carnivorous Carrot Cake is a cinnamon spice ice cream with carrot cake soaked in hazelnut liqueur. Death by Sharon is a deep dark chocolate ice cream with dark chocolate fudge and bits of chocolate brownie soaked in Godiva liqueur.

[full story]

Dear gawd. :drool

May 17, 2004

bird bathroom

For some reason, my mom's car (a nice shade of jade green) is a veritable bird bathroom, even though she parks in the garage mostly. My car, on the other hand, is silver and basically never sees the great indoors and only gets the odd poop (the usual amount expected for a car to gather)

Mom's car has at least 5-6 blurps on the hood currently.

Do particular colours of cars attract bird shit?

Oh, and speaking of bird shit, is it true that it's acidic and will eat your paint job if you don't wash it off immediately?

May 16, 2004

The Undying Aftertaste of Marmite

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:love

May 13, 2004

Fancy meeting you here

So this morning I heard a clanking sound while driving, and there was the biggest mother of all nails in the tire. I immediately called to make an appointment to have it fixed, but was silly enough to take the highway there. Someone passing me yelled "You have a flat!!" at the exact moment I smelled burning rubber. So I pulled over, and had my car towed to the dealership (a 5 min drive away - I had almost made it there) Thank you, cell phone and CAA.

Tire fixed, $260 poorer, I resume my journey home when someone in a passing car again yells at me. I'm thinking "what the fuck is wrong now?!" and I look up and it's Andrew and Chris on their way out of town to Ottawa. Fancy meeting them there on the big ol' DVP.

It's been a totally wacky day. And I haven't even started work yet. Eeep.

May 12, 2004

It's swish

I wanna eat here soon.

May 10, 2004

Is it called a "dog-icure"?

PAWLISH

Nail polish for dogs. What is this world coming to?

May 07, 2004

bling bling

Private Entry

Canadian Idol - hockey version

Move over Martin St.Louis, Ed Belfour and, yes, Simon Cowell and William Hung of American Idol fame.

Coming to CBC in September is Making the Cut, hockey's version of reality television. At stake are six spots at NHL training camps in 2005.

And, yes, one is with the Leafs.

If you're over 19 — man or woman, figure skater or midnight shinny star — and don't have a professional hockey contract, you can take your best shot at winning a spot as Mats Sundin's linemate.

I'm not sure if I want to laugh or cry. Maybe both. A female on an NHL team? The whole deal doesn't seem to make any sense.

Making The Cut

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May 04, 2004

ugggh.

ugggh. ugggh. double, triple and quadruple ugggh. :leafs :brokenheart

May 02, 2004

attack of the killer artichokes

Who knew those buggers had such sharp little thorns?

My finger still hurts from the stab. No wonder they tell you to trim them off before eating.

Still, it's such a fun thing to try new fruits and veggies. I've tried more new things this year than I can count.