Punishment
As punishment for being such a pig to have drank an entire can of Pepsi at lunch today, I swear I will not drink cola again for a whole year.
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April 30, 2004
April 28, 2004
hardcore purse action
Oh man, I've gone overboard this time.
April 24, 2004
mmmh, Pocky
Sweet Milk Pocky! You're an elitist, since you're not really suited to the American taste. You're sweet, as your name implies, but sometimes you do get a little haughty.
What Kind of Pocky are You?
April 22, 2004
Pantone Birthday Colour
You have the ability to achieve your aims when striving for financial success or a social cause. You are quick and witty and can move out of circles and situations easily. You want to be free to express yourself. Although it is important for you to have some structure in your life, you don't enjoy restrictions or a job that is too dull or too predictable. Your personal colour emphasizes the intuitive and spiritual side of life. Wearing, meditating or surrounding yourself with Raffia helps you see the true value of things.
OK, 3 thoughts:
1. It's really quite accurate.
2. Why does my colour have to be Mats-esque beige?
3. How the hell does one meditate with Raffia?
April 20, 2004
Another one for Leafs Nation
So, Alfy...that foot in your mouth sure tastes good, eh? :leafs
April 18, 2004
How could I resist
I am not going to tell you how much it cost. Let's just say, "Way too much."
update: Because everyone is asking where I got it...in a little shop on Queen St. West. (Meredi will remember - the shop that had the cat purse)
April 17, 2004
Choke on this
"You haven't seen the last of us yet. We're going to force this to Game 7 and come in here next Tuesday and win this series," Daniel Alfredsson said.
Shove it, you fucking cocky bastard. I hope you choke hard and long on your words.
Here's the Ottawa Song, thanks to my dear Amanda. Enjoy!
April 16, 2004
But what about the ulcers?
Sports fans happier, healthier, experts say
As with religion, sport has its shrines, icons and rituals.
Wann and his colleagues have been collecting data on fan rituals for the last three years. "At least one out of four fans have something ritualistic or superstitious that they do," he says. "Lots involve clothes. And a lot of them involve pets. People shave, paint and make them wear clothes. Every time we get data, we say, `Jeez, leave the pet alone.'"
Wann's personal favourite in the latest data: "One lady, her superstition was that she had to make love before each game wearing the team jersey and one sock on each foot in each of the team colours. And the biggest sports fan around was her husband."
Does all this mean it's okay to treat the playoffs as a religious experience and to worship and adore Ed Belfour and Mats Sundin?
"We do treat these people like gods," agrees Vancouver psychologist Miller. {no comment :blush}
"For some people, they are the spiritual generators of the day."
I'll get my Blue & White on.
GO LEAFS GO!!! :leafs
April 13, 2004
Carboholic
Dear sweet jeebus, I want this shirt.
April 10, 2004
Treadmill
If treadmills looked like hamster wheels, things would be a lot more amusing at the gym.
Although treadmills technically are hamster wheels for humans.
Somebody please change my wood shavings!
April 07, 2004
It's been five long years since last I saw you
Even if he *knock wood* sucks tonight, I'll be cheering at the top of my lungs!
April 06, 2004
Grab a book meme
[borrowed from Bea and Kristi]
[Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says]
"ATX 20-Pin Power Supply" (motherboard user's manual)
[Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?]
A piece of paper taped on the wall with the lyrics of Home from Beauty and the Beast on it. (gotta have them nearby to study before another music festival)
[What is the last thing you watched on TV?]
Jays baseball. They are sucking badly.
[With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?]
The TV with said baseball game on it, alternating with Chinese news. (dad is channel flipping)
[When did you last step outside?]
This evening when I came home from work.
[Before you came to this website, what did you look at?]
My weight loss blogroll.
[What are you wearing?]
Black "Lucky 13" baby-t with pink flames from Hot Topic, black baggy Modrobes pants.
[Did you dream last night?]
Don't remember.
[When did you last laugh?]
Don't remember that either.
[What is on the walls of the room you are in?]
Baby pictures of me, Ansel Adams prints, a poster for a 9/11 benefit function with Mr. Mats that I went to, photos of the hotel in Santa Barbara.
[Seen anything weird lately?]
The guy who is renovating our bathroom, his pants were draped over the stair railing this afternoon. I don't want to know why.
[What do you think of this quiz?]
It's different. Or else I wouldn't be doing it.
[What is the last movie you saw?]
errr, The Matrix Revolutions. Yuck.
[If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?]
A house and clothes that fit. Most of mine are too big. Oh woe is me.
[Tell me something about you that I don't know:]
I don't know how to use a Stairmaster.
[If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?]
Exercise would be as necessary to survival as eating, sleeping, and breathing.
[Do you like to dance?]
Only slow dancing and occasionally mosh pit grinding.
[George Bush:]
Ewwww.
[Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?]
Not sure if I'd ever want kids.
[Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?]
See above.
[Would you ever consider living abroad?]
Just not in the US.
April 05, 2004
Lacking long ears and a fluffy tail
I hate when people refer to salad/veggies as 'rabbit food'. It's quite insulting to me when I am proud of making the effort to eat more whole fruits and vegetables instead of processed and fried junk.