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January 28, 2004
January 27, 2004
Snow Mountain
Why is it...
That my house has the highest snowplow-induced wall of snow than any other house on the street? Everyone else's is about ankle height. My house? KNEE depth!
January 26, 2004
Progress Prompts - 1/26/2004
Do you often go to the store with the best intentions not to buy junk food, but when you get to the car, your bags are full them? Do you stick to a list? Do you go hungry? Do you avoid the "impulse" aisles? Do you have a secret to staying on course with your weekly shopping trip?
The easiest way is to pretend the aisles don't exist. Go in, fill basket with fresh veggies, leave. Those are my veggies. I let mom buy the processed crap with her money.
January 24, 2004
Geek Toys
I am posting this entry with Andrew's iPaq. Typing is very slow.
January 22, 2004
Monkey See Monkey Do
January 21, 2004
Warm Hands
Instant hand warmers are a remarkably simple yet effective work of chemistry. Ain't science great sometimes?
January 20, 2004
3rd time's the charm, right?
Piano exam today at 2:45pm EST. Think good thoughts for me please! :crossfingers
January 18, 2004
Excuse: Chinese New Year
• 16oz Nalgene bottle, $7.98
• Nike weight lifting gloves ($19.99/pair so I'll be super-careful about not losing them at the gym)
• Sexy bitch boots, ($35, I think I'm going to wear short skirts this whole week, heh!)
January 14, 2004
BMI - bullshit or helpful?
"In Asians, the respective BMI cut-off points should be set at between 22 and 25 for overweight, and 26 to 31 for obesity, the experts argue."
My current BMI is 21.2...only a hair below overweight. According to this "Asian BMI scale", my starting BMI would have put me at nearly obese. Lovely.
Too Much Information
What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with?
Fuck, I had to think really hard to remember his first name, much less the last or middle names.
What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Sky blue low-rise bikinis with lace edging.
What is the song you want played at your funeral?
Dies Irae, by Wolfie A. Mozart.
What would your last meal be before getting executed?
KFC, oysters, sashimi, and Haagen-Dazs dark chocolate ice cream bars. :drool
Beatles or Stones?
Neither.
If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
The Evil Ex.
The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
Anyone whose 'problem' was "I eat fast food 6 times a day and don't know why I'm not losing weight."
What is the thing most important to you (as far as physical) about the preferred sex?
A functioning brain.
Do you secretly hate some of your friendsters but are too nice to reject them?
They can just run around on their friendster wheels.
If you could have any super power what would it be?
Being able to mentally will tailgaters into the ditch.
Favorite hangover cure?
A nice warm, soft bed that's free of vomit. And some hugs.
How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Less than 10.
Favorite Outkast lyric?
Huh?
Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Couldn't care less. Although I've never dated any red-haired guys. Probably never will.
If you had to be blind or deaf?
Blind, I think...but deaf would be nice because I couldn't hear those horrible noises my students make on the piano.
Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Unmedicated too!
Siblings that should go to rehab?
I don't have any siblings, but if I did, I'm sure they would all be in rehab because of me.
Least favorite month?
March. It's neither here nor there, kind of cold and brown and squishy.
First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
I could swear I saw one of the Star Wars, but the parents say this never happened. The Muppets Take Manhattan.
Favorite person in the whole world?
Dan.
When's the last time you went on a date?
Last Saturday, we went skating then Chinese hot pot.
Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
I've never really seen a dirty movie, but I know I don't like violent movies and I do like the sex0rs!
Fall or spring?
Fall.
Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
Andrew on New Years.
If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
The thought of licking a girl's hairy clam just makes me wanna vomit. So I'm a little straight, ok?
Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Phoenix, but that's in the wrong country.
Who is the person you can count on most?
Me, myself, I.
If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age are not factors?
I don't really want to date a celebrity..but if I had to choose...Mats. Duh.
What books have you pretended you've read?
Every single textbook in university.
What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Unfinished.
Favorite drinking game?
Drinking is a game unto itself.
What did you dream last night?
The last dream I remember is that Dan and I were at a tanning salon, that caught fire.
Favorite bands?
This question is too normal to be on this quiz.
January 12, 2004
Progress Prompts - 1/12/2004
In 2003, what was the best thing about your weight loss program? In 2003, what was the worst thing about your weight loss program?
Best thing: reaching goal and learning about what foods best fuel my body.
Worst thing: INJURIES!
January 09, 2004
Put your hands in the air and drop that doughnut
Jail for 'diet doughnut' seller
An Illinois man begins a 15-month jail sentence on Tuesday - for misleading dieters into buying doughnuts.
January 08, 2004
Squeal, and you're in a Glad Bag
I hate screamy, whiney kids. Why don't their parents just bitchslap them and duct-tape their mouths shut? If I ever have screamy, whiney kids, I swear, they would be put out with the trash the next day.
January 04, 2004
Shotgun
Although I've never actually witnessed a dispute, it's nice to see The Official Shotgun Rules.
I'm glad that we play by the SO rule:
This is the most important exception. If a significant other (SO) is included in the group of automobile passengers and this person is the SO or potential SO of the driver, then they get automatic Shotgun privileges.
I'll see you in the front seat!
January 02, 2004
I guess I guess I guess I'll never learn
I was lucky last year. This year I was not. :wodka :puke
Heh. I'm feeling semi-human again today though, after my intimate encounter with Porcelain God.