BOO! again.
This is what I'm wearing out teaching tonight. Don't worry, he's not a kid.
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October 31, 2002
BOO!
October 30, 2002
The return of band syndrome
Back in the high school days, I'd get whatever song we played last at rehearsal stuck in my head. (and god forbid if it was the 5-Tylenol A Copland Portrait)
Well last night I joined the community band after a 5-year hiatus from band. They certainly weren't of the caliber I was used to but it was fun. Despite the headache I have today. :headache
October 29, 2002
Currently reading...
The Definitive Biography of P.D.Q. Bach (1807-1742)? Heehee. It be phunny!
October 28, 2002
All dressed up
Monday Mission - 10/28/2002
1. Ever do anything over and over just to make someone else happy but discover you actually hate it?
Go to school, do laundry, SMILE. Smiling makes my face hurt.
2. What kinds of obligations do you enjoy?
Bitching out incompetent people. Does that count as an obligation?
3. What are your feelings about celebrating Halloween?
I never could eat that much candy as a kid. I liked dressing up for school but I didn't like trick-or-treating because I'd ALWAYS lose my sense of direction out there, even as a teenager. You go to so many houses in the dark, they all look the same. That always scared me.
4. Are there any stories of bodily functions you would prefer people not share with you in conversation?
Doesn't bother me too much, because I don't censor my conversations for any time, person, or place.
5. What do you think is the most important aspect of personal hygiene that bothers you when people overlook it?
Washing your feet. Smelly feet suck!
6. Ponder the thought of being forever young, living on endlessly, being immortal. What would that life be like for you?
Torture. Unless I was rich too.
7. What's the last thing you felt was "worth fighting for?"
My paycheque. Seriously. I did the work, now pay up, assholes.
October 27, 2002
Momentous occasion
I have a very important announcement to make.
My desk is CLEAN!!!!!!!!
I wonder how long it will last. Besides, the desk in my room is still a disaster. :cry
October 26, 2002
Sexy Saturday - 10/26/2002
Have you ever looked/peeked at a PlayBoy magazine? Yes or No? If no, why not?
Oh hell yeah! the Playboy Advisor is great! My dad has his stash 'not so well hidden' so I'd sneak a peek every so often.
Looking for excitement..big time
I'm bored...next weekend this takes place down at the Ex:
It sure looks like fun, too bad admission is $20...yeowch! :dead
I'm sick...side effects from the flu shot I got yesterday. Think I'll go back to bed. :sick
October 25, 2002
Morons
I hate stupid people. Myself included.
October 24, 2002
Goth Dancing
I was first exposed to Goth Dancing in the summer of 2000, when Vin and I would hang out at the Wreck'd Room in London, and the Goth regs would do that dance to anything, including Slipknot. If you have never seen Goth Dancing, it's very hypnotic, involves a lot of slow gyration, and looks particularly strange under a flashing blacklight. So imagine my amusement when I came across "How to Dance Gothic", a guide that even puts names to the moves. Who knew "that hand thingy" was really called "Changing the Lightbulb"?!? :laugh
October 22, 2002
Foot Fetish
I.Want.These.BOOTS!
Only in Russia
A company commander has received a two-year suspended sentence after a military court in the Urals industrial centre of Yekaterinburg found him guilty of battering his subordinates with a ''black latex baton shaped like a male sex organ''. The soldiers, however, said at the hearing that the commander ''only hit them lightly''.
Geez, didn't that guy know how to properly use a dildo?
October 21, 2002
Here come the entries, fast and furious
Romantic-Sexy.... Your fantasies involve love, not lust. You are a fantastic kisser, and for very good reason: it's your favorite thing. You are sappy as hell, and you don't care who knows it.
I recognize the picture - straight out of the VS catalogue. :mischievious
Thanks to Miss Babs for the link!
Sexy Saturday - 10/21/2002
OK, so it isn't anywhere near Saturday, and I could change the date of the entry, but, hey, who cares!?
Do you prefer to have the lights on, off or dimmed while being intimate? Indulge in you're answer!
Dimmed. Or in broad daylight.
Blog life
October 19, 2002
Patience
"Need a little patience, yeah, some more patience..." to wait till November 29th. Yeah Soul, I know you hate them but STFU, ok? :listen
October 18, 2002
Amateur Streaker
One can only imagine the shrinkage that occured when he was unconscious on the ice. :cold
[news from Slam!]
update: a REALLY good photo of the streaker in mid-hurdle with the supports in the glass strategically covering his man-parts turns out to be Photoshopped.
Poll time
October 17, 2002
Just admit it
This << is so wrong on so many levels. But you laughed anyways. :laugh
Perfect description
^^^ that picture bears an uncanny resemblance to me, don't you think?
Tsk! Though you're not as hollow as the soulless ones, you're filled with unnecessary hatred and scorn.
Virtues: You have none, honestly. All you want is a friend to torture and harass with you! Admittedly, it sounds fun, but honest to god, you need a hobby. Your favorite pasttimes include: bumping into inanimate objects without apologizing, poking little girls in the tum-tum, and putting plastic snakes in the neighbor's driveway. I'm sorry, but you suck at harassing. Take a tip from me: verbal harassment is teh r0x0rz.
Aspirations: Hitman? Satan?
Quirks: Happy people. You just don't like them, do you?
Factors: What happened in your troubled past? I mean, was your father a llama or is it just one of those things where you were the bad child and your sweet little sister was the only one who came out right (*cough, Ali, cough*)? That's okay. I understand.
Future: Counseling seems like the best bet for you. Enjoy the sweet, sacred times you'll have on medication.
A true story
Don't read this if you're under 18.
She licked up the last drops of cum from his cock and smiled. "That definitely tastes better than my purple friend."
He shrugged. "Javex." he said nonchalantly.
They both broke out in a fit of uncontrollable laughter.
October 16, 2002
Entry #100
Ikasatu :hearts
October 14, 2002
Don't label me
Monday Mission - 10/14/2002
1. What's the most expensive meal you've ever eaten? What was the occasion? Was it worth it?
I've had some pretty damn expensive meals at the hotel, which is kind of funny, since I had dinner there tonight. The most expensive was definitely the Millenium Gala, $1000 a couple (didn't have to pay for it, obviously) there was lobster salad and yummy chocolate death dessert and unlimited boozing. I certainly wouldn't have paid that much myself, but for free, hey, I'll take that!
2. What do you like to do when nobody is looking?
Pick my bum and smell my finger. :shocked
for the record, I'm kidding!
3. What's your special purpose?
To be amused.
4. Do you like Autumn? If so, why? If not, tell me about your favorite season.
Autumn is my favourite time of year. Crisp clear days and chilly nights, pretty colours.
5. Ever recommended a movie to someone only to have them hate it? Which movie? Did you feel uncomfortable about that?
Not that I know of, but it wouldn't bother me, because people are constantly telling me to watch such and such a movie, and of course I don't watch movies.
6. I've had hay fever all day! Sniffles, sneezing, I tell ya, it's awful! Do you have any allergies? Anything that just gets you down for the count?
No, but I fake good asthma attacks when around people who smoke.
7. Do you like mixed drinks? What is your favorite? As long as we're here how about you order me something too? Just "surprise me!"
Blue lagoons...mmmmh! There are SO many bad blue lagoons out there, the best were the $7 pitchers at the Wreck'd Room in London.
BONUS: Why do we scream at each other?
Because I like the sound of my own screaming voice.
October 13, 2002
Turkey is an insult
Random turkey facts for Thanksgiving:
1. A turkey can drown just by looking up at the rain with its mouth open.
2. Male turkeys are too stupid to find their own food, so in a flock (I don't think they're referred to as a flock but anyways) of male turkeys there must be a few females to find the food or else the males would all starve to death. :disbelief
There, don't you feel edjumacated now?
October 12, 2002
Sexy Saturday - 10/12/2002
In bed, would you rather wear lingerie or cotton pajamas?
Even if I don't have c o m p a n y in bed, lingerie is more fun than cotton PJ's. It makes for good dreams! :angel I wish I had a much more diverse and vast selection of lingerie to choose from though. Ideally, I'd like to get something new every month. But then I'd need a new closet. Wait, I already need a new closet, my current one is about to explode. But I digress.
October 11, 2002
Friday Five - 10/11/2002
1. If you could only choose 1 cd to ever listen to again, what would it be?
Slipknot - Self-Titled
2. If you could only choose 2 movies to watch ever again, what would they be?
I don't care if I never saw another movie again. :biting
3. If you could only choose 3 books to read ever again, what would they be?
Prince of Dreams, Lisa Kleypas
The Blue Castle, L.M. Montgomery
Anne of Ingleside, L.M. Montgomery
4. If you could only choose 4 things to eat or drink ever again, what would they be?
Sushi, Arctic snow Gatorade, dark chocolate Haagen-Dazs ice cream bars, tom yum soup from this Thai place in town.
5. If you could only choose 5 people to ever be/talk/associate/whatever with ever again, who would they be?
Amanda, Chris, Vin, Mats, Snuffy
October 09, 2002
MT 2.5
I bit the bullet and installed Movable Type version 2.5. Things seemed a bit hairy for awhile, but everything seems to be working now. 
October 08, 2002
Yankees lose! T-h-h-h-h-e Yankees lose!
This is kind of a belated entry, but hey, I've had two whole days to savour the deliciousness of seeing the Yankees getting their asses kicked. So now, I present to you, courtesy of A Small Victory:
ESPN.com - Page2 - The List: Bliss for Yankee haters
Na na na na na na na na hey hey hey GOODBYE!
October 07, 2002
A whole 2 octaves!
:piano
I'm gonna compose a concerto for this.
It's got a range of 2 whole octaves, imagine the possibilities!
:headache
October 06, 2002
mmmh...fetish
You don't wanna know where I got the link from...:covereyes
October 04, 2002
Friday Five - 10/4/2002
1. What size shoe do you wear?
7 1/2 in Nike, 7-ish in North American, 36-38 in European.
2. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
I own about 20 pairs, but I only wear about 10 on a regular basis.
3. What type of shoe do you prefer (boots, sneakers, pumps, etc.)?
I like comfy but stylish shoes in neutral colours that go with tons of outfits.
4. Describe your favorite pair of shoes. Why are they your favorite?
My current warm-weather fave are these black platform slingbacks. They look really badass but are light because the platforms are made of foam and the slingback part is leather and stretchy fabric. They can look sporty or dressy, and they were damn cheap too! :grin
5. What's the most you've spent on one pair of shoes?
Late last winter I bought a pair of Swear shoes. I paid $240 CDN. :faint
Call of the Wild
I open the door and see the small box in the semi-darkness.
It looks so harmless. The message is clear:
"you know you want that sweet dark melting oh-so-bad for you dessert-y goodness...you can't resist!"
Haagen Dazs dark chocolate ice cream bars are my food indulgence. I can't help eating them when they are in the house.
I shut the door and went upstairs. I'm safe for tonight, but how long will it last?
:drool
October 03, 2002
2 in a week?!
[link from maddy's rambles]
October 02, 2002
Ed rox mah sox
There's another high-profile candidate hoping to replace Ron MacLean at Hockey Night In Canada.
Ed the Sock, a ribald puppet better known for interviewing busty actresses and musicians than for his hockey savvy, is the runaway winner in a Star survey on who should replace MacLean as the foil for Don Cherry.
As Chris said yesterday after seeing Ron's picture on the front page of all 4 major newspapers, "It's obvious where our priorities are."
Old? not yet
He says he's not feeling old yet, and hopefully he won't start acting crotchety either. :pleased :birthday :hug
(btw he's turning 23)
October 01, 2002
This or That Tuesday - 10/1/2002
[from chocolateorange]
I am Canadian
I think this weather is whacked
I know how to write in Swedish
I want someone to love me
I have way too many clothes
I wish I was rich
I hate being judged by people who don't know me
I miss having a bf
I fear that I'll never have enough money to move out
I hear the TV
I wonder if anyone out there likes me
I regret not jumping a cute Swede once when I had the opportunity
I love polar bears
I ache in my left shoulder, constantly
I care what people think of me, as much as I try not to
I always hate folding laundry
I am not drop dead gorgeous
I dance like I have 2 left feet
I sing every day while teaching
I cry when reading sappy books
I do not know how to work a VCR
I fight acne
I write with my keyboard
I win very little
I lose socks but find them again
I confuse people with my weird sense of humour
I listen to loud music
I can usually be found at my computer
I need to buy books for my students
I am happy that I'm going to a hockey game this year
I should go to bed early tonight
1. Front or rear wheel drive? Don't know the difference.
2. Car or truck or van? Never driven anything but a car, but shit, you wouldn't catch me dead driving a minivan.
3. Fancy or utilitarian? Fancy would be nice if I could afford it.
4. Power or manual windows/locks? Power!
5. Small econobox or giant luxo cruiser? Econobox.
6. Factory or aftermarket radio? I don't know how to install radios, although I've been told it's easy.
7. Lease or buy? I would have leased, except that the dealerships don't consider my job to be legit. Fuck that!
8. Perform own maintenance or farm it out? I'm a typical woman, don't know shit about what's under the hood.
9. Hi-test brand name or cheap-o fuel? cheap grade, but only from large chain gas stations.
10. Run-it-till-the-wheels-fall-off or a new one every two years? I like old clunkers, then I can smash vagrant shopping carts out of a parking spot and not feel guilt. If the flying cart hits YOUR expensive car, ha! it sucks to be you!