2pm - poop time
There's a chick at work who likes to micromanage time in the appointment book - she schedules stuff to do for every 30 minute slot. "CALLS" "DESK" "REFERRALS" etc. I couldn't care less if that's what floats her boat, but she has the nerve to write similar schedules for everyone else, and she's not the manager, just insane.
Yesterday, I changed one of her notes to read "POOP". Just to see if she'd notice. I don't think she got it because at 2pm she wasn't in the washroom.
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This is just the sort of drive-by hilarity ensues prank I like. You may want to keep at this just that little bit longer: busy as this ol' gal is scheduling an' all, it may take her a while to notice your improvements to her work.
Where I work, we have to sign out on this big ol' custom piece of poopware even if it is noon and we are just going out for a bite to eat (it is noon, I am not answering my phone - helloooo!? I am at lunch, dimwits!). I usually put in something like "water skiing the catacombs of Paris" or "windsurfing from Scylla to Charybdis" or "emptying my colostomy bag" (I like water sports). As I say, hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Norwood Matt | July 9, 2006 07:04 AM