Z o r bl o g

• the average girl has thighs that are about the same circumference as my upper arm. And about muscle tone as a pillow. For the love of jeebus, EAT SOMETHING!
• Women's Street is awesome. Cheap and/or counterfeit stuff is so much more fun to look at than the ridiculously priced genuine articles.
• I can't believe that you can get full cell phone coverage, while on a boat, when there are no visible signs of civilization nearby.
• no one has heard of whole grains, sandwich bread is whiter than death, and there are very few vegetables to be had with restaurant meals.
• stop shoving menus in my face as I walk down the street. If I want to patronize your establishment, I'll go in.

"Have a lice day!"