Because Fucking Cunt is too nice a description sometimes
Tonight, at work, we had a staff meeting. This teacher whom I had previously only spoken on the phone with (we work different nights) says to me TOTALLY out of the blue, "Are you pregnant? BECAUSE YOU LOOK SO FAT!"
me: o.O!!!!! OMGHOWDAREYOUSAYSUCHATHING!!!!!!!!!!!
Then this miserable excuse for a human had the nerve to sit next to me at the meeting. There was pizza and pop at the meeting, of course I did not have any.
Miss Assbag: Are you going to have any?
Me: No thanks, pizza is unhealthy.
Assbag: Are you Canadian? I thought all Canadians ate junk food. (she's from China)
Now Assbag is this weak scrawny little pile of skin and bones and I would just fucking LOVE to know what parasite crawled up her ass and died. I would also love to take her outside and beat the shit out of her until she cried for mercy.
I'll settle for quoting Joelle:
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!