Z o r bl o g

Dear Neighbours,

It's bad enough that you rent out your basement to these scuzzy types who stand around outside and smoke, blast music and talk loudly at all hours. But it really takes the cake when there is a 3 bag limit on trash in this town, and you put your extra bags with my garbage instead of sucking it up and paying $2 per extra bag.

If you had asked nicely, perhaps I would have let you put your garbage out with mine, as I never generate more than one bag of garbage every week. But no, you insist on surreptitiously putting those bags out early in the morning.

Neighbour, it was very easy to tell that you were the culprit, as I walked around the cul-de-sac, and you were the only house that used matte black garbage bags, tied at the top instead of twist ties.

Looking out the window, I see that even after I unceremoniously returned the garbage bags to your curb, they have been picked up. Next time, I will not be so gracious, and will be returning the bags to your front porch instead.

Have a nice day!

Your Friendly Neighbour