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Scumbag confessions

I am such a scumbag. On Saturday, I wore my new little black dress all day, with a long sweater on top. What I didn't realize is that the tag on the side of the sweater would scuff up the jersey on the dress and give it a horrid lint-ball like appearance. So I was upset, because I plan to wear the LBD for a long time and I do not want it looking ratty already!

So I had a idea. An awful idea! A WONDERFUL AWFUL IDEA!

I exchanged my lint-balled dress (picked out the tag from the garbage and still had the receipt), citing a manufacturing defect and now I have a good-as-new dress again.

Oh, and I removed the tags from that sweater, so that this will not be happening again.

Comments

now THAT was genious!

I've heard about people that will buy and expensive outfit to wear for a special occasion and then return it the follow day. :canada