Adventures in Waxland
I had my first cooter wax today.
I go into the salon and ask for a bikini wax in a quiet a voice as possible, and was asked 2 separate times, "did you say eyebrow wax?"
me *squeaking*: "bikiniwax!"
receptionist chick hollering to esthetician: "THIS LADY WANTS A BIKINI WAX!!!!"
Now, I don't think that's very nice. What if you were a guy, getting his ass waxed, "THIS GENTLEMAN WANTS HIS ASS WAXED!!!!"
Yeah.
Took me into a room, where I dropped my pants and skivvies, she applied the wax and cloth and RIIIIIIIIP! Followed by the oh, god, INCESSANT PLUCKING WITH TWEEZERS.
Pain factor: about 10x worse than an eyebrow wax.
Outcome: Not satisfied. She didn't do my lower side lips and I am irked that I will have to go over it again later with zee razor. Next time I will go for the full Brazilian.
This is not as detailed as I'd like because someone is pestering me to hurry up and post the damn thing already. :dead
Comments
Cooter wax! You want stripe with that?
Posted by: Sweetie | February 3, 2005 12:20 PM
I have often wondered what they were like...10x worse...fucking OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: amanda | February 3, 2005 08:46 PM
I really think photos are required for the rest of us to evaluate if another waxing is necessary.
:boobies - because you don't have a cooter gif
Posted by: JM | February 5, 2005 08:37 PM
Fine. Show us pictures of your girlfriend first.
Posted by: Sweetie | February 5, 2005 09:32 PM
OK - since you asked so nicely
http://www.jungleman.biz/sonia.jpg
Posted by: JM | February 7, 2005 11:12 PM
404... Imaginary girlfriend? :)
Posted by: Sweetie | February 7, 2005 11:17 PM