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The REAL 2004 in review

[inspired by Meegan]

January 2004
• Woke up on New Years Day with a raging hangover and declared not to worship Porcelain God for at least the next 365 days.
• Met Meredi for the first time.

February 2004
• Learned CPR & First Aid; promptly forgot it all after the exam.
• Taught step for the first time.
• Watched an idiot drive into a brick wall.
• bought really expensive pants.

March 2004
• Terrorized PETA.
• Got righteously pissed over piano exams.
• Developed pho addiction.

April 2004
• Blogged a lot about hockey.
• Bought a really expensive purse.
• Swore not to drink cola for a year. HA HA HA!

May 2004
• Got bit by a rabid artichoke.
• Got a flat tire on the highway.
• Fell in love with Marmite.

June 2004
• Declare my hatred for all things political, went to vote anyways, and felt horrible afterwards.
• Got certified as a fitness instructor.
• Saw a movie.

July 2004
• Started a job at a gym.
• Got really depressed over a lot of things. Wished on a blue moon that things would get better.
• Indulged in retail therapy in hopes that depression would go away. It didn't.

August 2004
• Bought swank new cell phone.
• Broke up with boyfriend. Hooked up with new (and current) boyfriend soon after.
• Start moblogging; get totally fed up with Textamerica within 2 weeks and move the whole shebang to Flickr.

September 2004
• Got my hair chopped off.

October 2004
• Started personal trainer certification.
• Discovered Terra Blues potato chips.
• Looked at a lot of vibrating plastic penises on Halloween with the boyfriend.

November 2004
• Passed personal trainer written exam.
• Lamented about discontinued products.

December 2004
• Went to Cuba.
• Modelled lingerie.

Bring on 2005.

Comments

It's always funny, when you list it all out like you've done, to see how much you actually accomplished in a year. Hope you have a very Happy 2005 Zorbs!