The words "duct tape" caught my eye
Stolen from Joelle.
1. If you could duct tape someone you dislike into a lawn chair and make them listen to three songs over and over and over, who would the person be and what would the songs be?
Right now, Yves the Evil Kweebec-y Bill Gates lookalike organist from my church. and I'd make him listen to Oops...I did it again by Britney Spears, Gonads & Strife by Threebrain and Disaster Piece by Slipknot.
2. If you could smash a pie in George W. Bush's face, what flavor would it be?
Booger cream.
3. What's your favorite sandwich?
Grilled veggies and Havarti cheese on rye from the cafeteria in the U of Toronto medical sciences building.
4. What kind of underwear do you prefer?
I am loving a pair of black lace edged boy shorts from American Eagle.
5. Describe your favorite shoes.
The sexy bitch boots referred to in this entry.
6. Do you have a piggy bank? How much is in it?
Nope.
7. Would you wear bright orange pants if they fit great and were of superior quality?
No, because I don't look good in citrusy colours and refuse to wear them. Besides, I have plenty of other non-bright orange pants that fit great and are of superior quality.
8. Scott Peterson: life without parole or the death penalty?
Dun care!
9. Would you rather drive a Saturn with dents and a bad paint job that ran great or a BMW that looked great but had frequent engine troubles?
If I could afford the repairs, the Beemer.
10. What actor or actress would you refuse to go to the Academy Awards with?
I'd just refuse to go to the Academy Awards, period.