Z o r bl o g

I teach aerobics in an upstairs room with a balcony that overlooks the main floor where the meatheads do 8 million bad-formed swinging bicep curls. The stability balls are in the corner of the room, right by the balcony edge. I do not place my ball nicely in the corner, but rather just toss it from the middle of the room. Someday, I am going to overthrow, the ball is going to go over the balcony and bonk one of the meatheads in mid-bicep swing. It's gonna happen, mark my words!

PS. I got that job at my gym. I teach a weights class on Tuesdays at 11:30am starting in November. I also get the Free Membership! By my calculations, it should take about 18 months of working there to earn back all the money I've spent on memberships there in the past 4 years. Rawk.