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I can save you now

I took the CPR/first aid course needed to become a fitness instructor and passed the exam with flying colours. The kicker: the instructor (extremely obese guy) asks the class how to prevent cardiovascular disease. I put up my hand.

"Eat a healthy diet consisting of lean protein, fresh fruits and vegetables, avoid processed and fried foods, and exercise."

Instructor: Yeah, eat rabbit food like you.

At lunch a lot of the class was over at Swiss Chalet. I had a quarter chicken white meat with salad and a dab of balsamic vinaigrette, the instructor had the chicken sandwich on a carb-loaded white bun, fries, and a large Coke.

And this guy has the NERVE to make fun of me for eating "rabbit food"? The instructor will have clogged arteries long before I will!

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Here's a pic of Dan and me all dressed up:

Comments

1) that is a super cute picture!
2) Rabbit food!? It sounds like he should start eating some "rabbit food"! What a dickhead!