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What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with?
Fuck, I had to think really hard to remember his first name, much less the last or middle names.
What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Sky blue low-rise bikinis with lace edging.
What is the song you want played at your funeral?
Dies Irae, by Wolfie A. Mozart.
What would your last meal be before getting executed?
KFC, oysters, sashimi, and Haagen-Dazs dark chocolate ice cream bars. :drool
Beatles or Stones?
Neither.
If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
The Evil Ex.
The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
Anyone whose 'problem' was "I eat fast food 6 times a day and don't know why I'm not losing weight."
What is the thing most important to you (as far as physical) about the preferred sex?
A functioning brain.
Do you secretly hate some of your friendsters but are too nice to reject them?
They can just run around on their friendster wheels.
If you could have any super power what would it be?
Being able to mentally will tailgaters into the ditch.
Favorite hangover cure?
A nice warm, soft bed that's free of vomit. And some hugs.
How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Less than 10.
Favorite Outkast lyric?
Huh?
Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Couldn't care less. Although I've never dated any red-haired guys. Probably never will.
If you had to be blind or deaf?
Blind, I think...but deaf would be nice because I couldn't hear those horrible noises my students make on the piano.
Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Unmedicated too!
Siblings that should go to rehab?
I don't have any siblings, but if I did, I'm sure they would all be in rehab because of me.
Least favorite month?
March. It's neither here nor there, kind of cold and brown and squishy.
First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
I could swear I saw one of the Star Wars, but the parents say this never happened. The Muppets Take Manhattan.
Favorite person in the whole world?
Dan.
When's the last time you went on a date?
Last Saturday, we went skating then Chinese hot pot.
Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
I've never really seen a dirty movie, but I know I don't like violent movies and I do like the sex0rs!
Fall or spring?
Fall.
Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
Andrew on New Years.
If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
The thought of licking a girl's hairy clam just makes me wanna vomit. So I'm a little straight, ok?
Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Phoenix, but that's in the wrong country.
Who is the person you can count on most?
Me, myself, I.
If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age are not factors?
I don't really want to date a celebrity..but if I had to choose...Mats. Duh.
What books have you pretended you've read?
Every single textbook in university.
What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Unfinished.
Favorite drinking game?
Drinking is a game unto itself.
What did you dream last night?
The last dream I remember is that Dan and I were at a tanning salon, that caught fire.
Favorite bands?
This question is too normal to be on this quiz.