Z o r bl o g

Things I DO NOT WANT for Christmas:

1. Chocolate. Unfortunately it's #1 on the list of Generic Things To Get For People You Don't Give A Flying Fuck About, eg. Your Kid's Piano Teacher. Unless they're Mint Lindors.

2. Coffee Mug. We already have about 3640982098 bazillion, all of them ugly.

3. Salad Bowl/Candy Dish. Ditto.

Things I REALLY WOULD LIKE but no one ever gets me:

1. Gas station gift certificates. If you're truly stumped, gas gift certs would be much appreciated. I mean, I drive almost every day, so of course there is gratuitous gas consumption.

2. Spa Day. Or just a pedicure, facial, massage. I want to chill out and emerge looking pretty!

3. Body Shop gift basket. It's just as generic and can be as inexpensive as that nasty box of chocolates that I will probably repackage and give away to someone else, so....

4. Grand Piano. Yeah, Zorbie, dream on. :rotflmao