ghetto is as ghetto does
OK, here's a new layout.
Today I went to a church to practice for a wedding. (that will take place on Saturday) The cantor described the place as 'ghetto'. The strangest thing is that I've always thought this church looked really nice from the street. It has 4 white columns outside and looks somewhat like a mansion. But the inside...oh god...it had orange shag carpeting. And a sound system that was so horrid, it would make Andrew scream for mercy. Even the one redeeming semi-cool factor - a slide room painted black with a large translucent projection screen covering one wall was kind of sleazy - when the slide projector was on, the fact that you could see silhouettes in the main sanctuary reminded me of a 25 cent peep show: pop in the coins, the lights turn on and the screen raises to show the nekkid dancing chick.
I will get some pictures of this place before the wedding. Because you have to see it to believe it.