Z o r bl o g

* Zorbs feels sick to her stomach
[Zorbs] uggggh
* Methos2 goes to hug zorbs and then knees her in the stomach
[Methos2] feel better now? :)
* Zorbs pukes in Methos' coffee
[Zorbs] indeed
[Methos2] aah, bitch...my coffee!
[Zorbs] you kneed me in the stomach, you a beeotch

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* Zorbs deletes viagra spam
[Zorbs] how do they know that my dick is small as well as floppy?
* Zorbs cries
[emi] and you are losing hair zorbs
[Zorbs] every day in the shower!
[emi] yes!
[emi] and you need a new mortgage!
* Zorbs puts on a hat to hide the bald spots
[emi] and you need to last longer in bed!
[emi] and you need bigger breasts!
[Zorbs] they try to sell me the weight loss pills too
* Methos2 cries...apparently I'm paying to much for dildos.