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Friday Five - 6/6/2003

Friday Five, bitter Zorbs edition:

1. How many times have you truly been in love?
Never.

2. What was/is so great about the person you love(d) the most?
N/A.

3. What qualities should a significant other have?
A pulse. A penis.

4. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Yes.

5. If there was one thing you could teach people about love, what would it be?
You can't teach people about something that doesn't exist. :brokenheart

Comments

I think bitter is the understatement of the year on this one

Damn. Did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed?????

1. once
2. His intelligence
3. A life
4. sorta kinda
5. I would teach them that there is no such thing as romantic love, don't expect to much from a man, be pratical, and never give 100% of yourself!

precisely why i didn't bother answering this week's friday five. :angryrazz