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Premature Plans

I've made up my mind that if/when I get married, my wedding won't cost more than $1000 or take longer than a week to plan.

This is how it's going to be done. As far as I'm concerned, this is the way weddings should be done!

A funeral has many of the same elements as a wedding, and those are pulled together in 3 days or so. It's a gathering of people for a ceremony and a party afterwards.

Dress - I've never owned a formal dress that cost more than $20. I don't intend to start with the wedding dress. I'll either rip the sleeves off my mom's dress (which cost her $125 30 years ago) or buy something for 90% off from the mall.
cost: $0-20

Invitations - E-mail.
cost: $0

Food - A sushi party plate. My parents had Jello Jigglers and a cold cut platter from the grocery store.
cost: $200

Booze - BYOB. :wodka
cost: $0

Music - mp3's
cost: $0

Flowers, decorations, etc. - Not necessary, especially Imaginary Fiancé and I run off to Gretna Green or Vegas.

I'd prefer to have a church wedding, and that's where the major expenses are: church musicians, and paying the priest.
cost: I'll be generous and say $400

Rings - Wal-Mart and Sears have some nice pieces.
cost: $200

Bridesmaids - I don't really have any close female friends, but if Amanda wants to be the maid of honour, she can wear one of her Hot Topic goth dresses.
cost: $0

TOTAL COST: $820

So there are my plans. All I need now is a guy to marry. Hello? Any volunteers?

Comments

vegas - that's all there is to it
get married for $50 and there you go!

and i get a hot topic dress!??!?! OHHHHHHH you are the best bride ever!!!

I'm eloping. I'm one step ahead of you though, I actually have the groom :)

I love that wedding plan. Here here.. Now just convince Joy and you'll be my hero..

Haha! I am cheap but I couldn't do that.