Z o r bl o g

I pulled up to my students' house today and M (aged early 20's and quite hot..but I digress) and his younger brother D (18-ish) were out front washing their cars.

Me: Hey, while you're at it, wash my car too!

M starts squirting tire cleaner shit on my tires.

Me: Oh my gawd, I was kidding.

M & D: We got one of those neato power washers, it rocks!

I remembered an old article by Linwood Barclay: Cleaning is boring, but add an element of danger to cleaning by using a power washer and you've got a job strong enough for a man.

I just laughed and went in to teach my lesson.

After the lesson, the Zorb-mobile was clean.