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Seven

from M@ri@nn's Pl@ce:

ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry? Myself.
2. What is your weapon of choice? My sharp wit and sharper spork.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Sure, if provoked.
4. How about of the same sex? Hey, it's all about gender equality.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? An online acquaintance.
6. There apparently is no #6.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? It depends on how badly they hurt me.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Floss.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Sometime in the afternoon.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't. No one at the moment.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I'm late because of the traffic.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? Nope.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Last week.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? None. That's exactly why my alarm clock is on the other side of the room.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Nestea Iced Green Tea.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? White.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? 16 rum and cokes.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Never!
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? I have more of an issue with my gut.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Salty.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH?" Yep.

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? In THAT way, in real life? Maybe 10. A lot more if you count the nekkid pics that guys email to me.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Tons.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Only if they're attractive.
4. Have you "done it"? Duh.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Hands, eyes.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Ummm, 'fraid not.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Yes.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? One, sorta.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Victoria's Secret, Hot Topic
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Go to Göteborg.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Famous. The two go hand in hand, right?
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? A boring, no-brainer job? SURE!
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 204.

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Getting into every university that I applied to.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? See #1, also actually finishing university.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? I'd like to be remembered. I don't know how.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Only if it was last place.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Nope, only fair competitions.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yeah, but I don't remember what exactly.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Sang well at church.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? My friends' wireless internet and laptop.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? My mom, I guess?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? "Gee, I'm glad I'm no one else but me!" - Anne of Green Gables
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Wavy hair, washboard abs, tall.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Umm err enngggh, being, umm, eloquent?
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Lust!

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? Catholic, more or less.
2. What religion were you raised as? See above.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Human, but religion helps you to realize it.
4. Do you believe in magic? I'm not sure.
5. What was the last promise you broke? The one to myself about practicing piano more often.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? Every week.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? No, they wouldn't be human.

HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? Everything? You've got to be kidding me.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? Finding love. Enough money to live comfortably.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? Without hope, what would there be?
4. There apparently is no #4.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? Never.
6. Do you gamble? Nope, especially not on sports.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? Yeah. Went to school when the buses were cancelled.

CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? World peace, arts education in schools.
2. What causes have you given money or time to? ALS research.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? Nope.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? No.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? No. Never trust the Toronto street people!
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? Yes. I once brought elwood a roll of TP when he ran out.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? Not much. Every person for themselves, I think.

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Being alone forever. Not being able to afford to move out.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? Nothing.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? None.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Depends on who it is.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? More brains.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? Only piano performance fright.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? I'd rather follow, but I usually end up leading.

JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? No.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? No, because I don't believe in war.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? Yeah.
4. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? I don't care.
5. What was your favorite media circus trial? Paul Bernardo's trial was pretty interesting in a fucked up kind of way.
6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? Never.
7. There apparently is no #7.

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Shopping.
2. Do you collect anything? Junk.
3. Are you addicted to anything? See #1.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? No.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Cold, hard cash!
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? Fall in love with scumbag men.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? Yes.

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? The parental unit.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? Does the Easter vigil at church count?
3. Do you take advice when it's given? Occasionally.
4. What area are you wisest in? Music-related matters.
5. Do you drive defensively? Yeah, or else I'd probably be dead.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? No!
7. What did you learn today? That organizing piles of music for accompanying is a pain in the fucking ass.
8. Finally, what is your favorite virtue? Hope.

Holy shit, this survey took me an hour and a half! :shocked