Self Love, Part II
The next step in my quest for self love:
Buy thyself a big fucking cubic zirconia. (from Zellers, $49.99 + tax)
...because I haven't forgotten this great advice from The Bad Girl's Guide To Getting What You Want...
update: I returned the CZ because I figured, I'M WORTH A REAL ROCK, GODDAMNIT! So I bought a ring with genuine diamond (chips). There aren't any pics yet, because it's at the jeweler's being sized. (from Wal-Mart, $59.99 + tax)
If you own anything that remotely resembles a wedding band or engagement ring, wear it on your ring finger to a bar or club. Find an object of your desire, talk him up, look him down, flirt him all around. Eventually, he will notice that you're wearing a ring. When he asks if you're married, slowly and seductively run your tongue around your ring finger, pull off the ring, and say in your baddest bedroom voice, "I'm not married tonight."
If you're married or otherwise "taken" and find this advice abhorrent, I have one thing to say to you: GET BENT! We single girls find our pleasure wherever we damn well please!
Comments
And here's another big :hug for loving yourself even more. Cute!
Posted by: Bea | February 12, 2003 10:18 AM
I wuv single girls and married ones all the same =D
::wags tail::
Posted by: JasDoggie | February 12, 2003 05:11 PM