Honk
They need to invent car horns that scream "FUCK YOU!!!!!" when you honk them - perfect for that asshole who decided to tailgate in the middle of a freezing rain storm tonight. Then he passed me! on a 2-lane road!!!
*sits on horn*
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is pretty close to what I'm imagining, but not close enough. Hrm.
Comments
oh my gosh... your link rollovers are SO PRETTY! is that css or javascript?
Posted by: Meredi | February 3, 2003 09:48 PM
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Posted by: Patty | February 3, 2003 09:50 PM
please invent a "fuck-you" horn, because i have to drive through new jersey everyday :cry and one of those would reeeeeally come in handy. :scratchchin
i hate idiots who tailgate, especially during hazardous weather conditions. may they all get big fat traffic tickets and/or crash into telephone poles and total their cars.
Posted by: gilli | February 3, 2003 10:04 PM
I so know what you mean!! Those horns would be so useful!!
Posted by: Babs | February 3, 2003 10:10 PM
Being that I deliver pizza as a job and am thus in my car ALL DAY, these would come in HELLA handy. Yes, please, please invent one :grin
Posted by: Stacy | February 7, 2003 03:05 PM
dude, for a long time i was going to have a buisness that did specialized car horns. but they were going to be more along the lines of "car horn porn." :boobies
wouldn't it fucking rock to have a horn that sounded like a lowgrade porn clip?
Posted by: teyie | March 12, 2003 08:20 PM
What about a horn that growls like ED 209 from robocop. SHows them you are pissed
Posted by: yoda | July 7, 2003 01:03 AM