Spam King, begone!
Alan Ralsky, a notorious spammer, is whining because a horde of pissed off anti-spam /.ers has submitted his name to every snail mail junk mail scam imaginable. Will someone please tell the Scientologists that this fuckwad is eager to join? (he's certainly got the $$$)
Says he, "They've signed me up for every advertising campaign and mailing list there is. These people are out of their minds. They're harassing me."
Oh you POOR POOR MUFFIN!!!
[link from everyone's favourite geek, Wil Wheaton]