Turkey is an insult
Random turkey facts for Thanksgiving:
1. A turkey can drown just by looking up at the rain with its mouth open.
2. Male turkeys are too stupid to find their own food, so in a flock (I don't think they're referred to as a flock but anyways) of male turkeys there must be a few females to find the food or else the males would all starve to death. :disbelief
There, don't you feel edjumacated now?